Welcome to the NCAA Tween Time: The “Terrific 24”
One side of the Sweet Sixteen has taken shape and, while the games kind of sucked, the ways it’s helped and hurt the March Madness Madness field has been profound.
For example, at the beginning, Fook Duck and BackaRot Bois were so full of vim and vigor. Now they’re sad clowns handing out balloon animals for free.
But, for all the sadness of those two teams, there was joy with Ballz Deep and Seedy Ones. They started to stalk Amanda Huiginkiss who added another point to their total.
Today, Vanilla’s Puff Army’s Houston goes against Fook Duck’s Ohio St.. Fook needs the win to keep the hope alive. A Houston win will put Vanilla into contention.
Ballz Deep and BackaRot Bois duke it out for who stays in the Madness. Frankly, because both are pains in the ass to spell, I wouldn’t mind both leaving the tourney.
By the way, how good did Amanda Huginkiss’ Auburn and Cliff Squared’s LSU look? They looked Fabio good…
HERE'S THE SCORE (I take no responsibility for my math, I was a film major)...
UPDATED: 10am, March 23
SEEDY ONES
Michigan St. (41) - 2
UCF (9) - 1
Belmont (8) - OUT
Cincy (16) - OUT
Purdue (26) - 2
Total Wins: 5
Tiebreaker number: 130
Vanilla Puff’s Army
Gonzaga (51) - 2
Houston (28) - 1
Nevada (11) - OUT
Florida (10) - 1 - OUT
Total Wins: 4
Tiebreaker: 150
Fook Duck
VCU (8) - OUT
Kansas (23) - 1 - OUT
Wofford (16) - 1 - OUT
Syracuse (9) - OUT
Arizona St. (5) - OUT
Kansas St. (16) - OUT
Ohio St. (10) - 1
St. Mary’s (5) - OUT
Northern Kentucky (8) - OUT
Total Wins: 3
Tiebreaker Number: 139
Cliff Squared
Virginia (55) - 1
LSU (30) - 2
Vermont (3) - OUT
15/16 S/MW (2) - OUT
Northeastern (5) - OUT
Total wins: 3
Tiebreaker number: 128
LL Cool J
Kentucky (40) - 2
Yale (10) - OUT
Tennessee (40) - 1
Ole Miss (9) - OUT
Total wins: 3
Tiebreaker number: 141
Ballz Deep
Michigan (44) - 2
Mississippi St. (17) - OUT
St. Louis (3) - OUT
Texas Tech (25) - 1
Old Dominion (2) - OUT
Minnesota (8) - 1 - OUT
Total wins: 4
Tiebreaker: 131
BackaRot Bois
Buffalo (19) - 1
15/16 East/West - OUT
Villanova (25) - 1 - OUT
Utah St. (9) - OUT
Liberty (5) - 1
Louisville (12) - OUT
New Mexico St. (5) - OUT
Maryland (14) - 1 - OUT
Georgia St. (4) - OUT
Total wins: 4
Tiebreaker: 129
Myopics
Duke (60) - 1
Wisconsin (10) - OUT
Florida St. (22) - 2
Iowa (5) - 1
Tiebreaker: 136
Total wins: 4
Amanda Huginkiss
Auburn (21) - 2
Virginia Tech (23) - 1
Washington (8) - 1
Oregon (10) - 1
Oklahoma (7) - 1
Marquette (8) - OUT
Seton Hall (10) - OUT
Baylor (9) - 1 - OUT
Total wins: 7
Tiebreaker number: 138
Going Back to Kally
North Carolina (62) - 1
Murray St. (12) - 1 -OUT
Iowa St. (16) - OUT
UC Irvine (8) - 1
Total Wins: 3
Tiebreaker: 121