When did number "16" become associated with the word "sweet"?
Editor’s Note: SORRY FOR THE DELAY IN POSTING THIS! I WAS IN AUSTIN SCREENING ONE OF FILMS, AND NOW I’M IN Baton Rouge SPEAKING ABOUT ALL THE AWESOME THINGS WE’RE BUILDING IN PRIZEPORT (like Taco Wars, May 3, 5pm-9pm at LSUS)
Wow. Just wow. I never ever, ever thought I would be cheering for a team led by Kevin Briley but, with 7.7 seconds left, there I was, cheering for UCF (Seedy Ones) to beat Duke (Myopics). And then, the clock ticked to the end and the Myopics prevailed. That’s why they call it March Madness… Madness.
Now, we are 16, and, I guess, it’s sweet. Here are the matchups you need to watch out for…
Seedy Ones could continue their march with a Spartans win. Remember, they are have Purdue in the mix. Cliff Squared, the rookie, also looking strong with OSU AND Virginia.
Amanda Hugginkiss is leading the pack with 9 points and they almost have 25% of the remaining teams (Brainis, if you’re confused by the percentages, get one LebBlanc to help you. He went to UT and can do that kind of stuff).
Vanilla Puff’s Army takes on Ll Cool J in a rap battle that would embarrass any white guy as Kentucky and Houston go at it. LL needs the win… badly.
Ballz Deep is looking as good as a team named “Ballz Deep” can look. With Michigan and Texas Tech, they look strong in the Sweet 16. Wait a second, they’re playing each other! Hang on, that means Ballz Deep is playing with themselves. There a masturbation joke in here somewhere…
Myopics will also try to start alive in the Madness Madness as Florida St. and Duke take the floor. (By the way, Alan Richards has already corrected my math on my last post, but he failed to see it wasn’t a Sweet 16 update, so there’s that).
Good luck in the Madness Madness!
RESULTS BEFORE PLAY ON THE SWEET 16 (you get that, Alan, BEFORE)…
SEEDY ONES
Michigan St. (41) - 2
UCF (9) - 1 - OUT
Belmont (8) - OUT
Cincy (16) - OUT
Purdue (26) - 2
Total Wins: 5
Tiebreaker number: 130
Vanilla Puff’s Army
Gonzaga (51) - 2
Houston (28) - 2
Nevada (11) - OUT
Florida (10) - 1 - OUT
Total Wins: 5
Tiebreaker: 150
Fook Duck
VCU (8) - OUT
Kansas (23) - 1 - OUT
Wofford (16) - 1 - OUT
Syracuse (9) - OUT
Arizona St. (5) - OUT
Kansas St. (16) - OUT
Ohio St. (10) - 1 - OUT
St. Mary’s (5) - OUT
Northern Kentucky (8) - OUT
Total Wins: 3 - LAST PLACE
Tiebreaker Number: 139
Cliff Squared
Virginia (55) - 2
LSU (30) - 2
Vermont (3) - OUT
15/16 S/MW (2) - OUT
Northeastern (5) - OUT
Total wins: 4
Tiebreaker number: 128
LL Cool J
Kentucky (40) - 2
Yale (10) - OUT
Tennessee (40) - 2
Ole Miss (9) - OUT
Total wins: 4
Tiebreaker number: 141
Ballz Deep
Michigan (44) - 2
Mississippi St. (17) - OUT
St. Louis (3) - OUT
Texas Tech (25) - 2
Old Dominion (2) - OUT
Minnesota (8) - 1 - OUT
Total wins: 5
Tiebreaker: 131
BackaRot Bois
Buffalo (19) - 1 - OUT
15/16 East/West - OUT
Villanova (25) - 1 - OUT
Utah St. (9) - OUT
Liberty (5) - 1 - OUT
Louisville (12) - OUT
New Mexico St. (5) - OUT
Maryland (14) - 1 - OUT
Georgia St. (4) - OUT
Total wins: 4 - FIRST OUT, 9th Place
Tiebreaker: 129
Myopics
Duke (60) - 2
Wisconsin (10) - OUT
Florida St. (22) - 2
Iowa (5) - 1 - OUT
Tiebreaker: 136
Total wins: 5
Amanda Huginkiss
Auburn (21) - 2
Virginia Tech (23) - 2
Washington (8) - 1 - OUT
Oregon (10) - 2
Oklahoma (7) - 1 - OUT
Marquette (8) - OUT
Seton Hall (10) - OUT
Baylor (9) - 1 - OUT
Total wins: 9 - LEADER THROUGH SWEET 16
Tiebreaker number: 138
Going Back to Kally
North Carolina (62) - 2
Murray St. (12) - 1 -OUT
Iowa St. (16) - OUT
UC Irvine (8) - 1 - OUT
Total Wins: 4
Tiebreaker: 121