Final Four! The Final Battle begins...
Ballz Deep, you had ONE JOB! If your Wildcats had upended Careless and Reckless team's Loyola team, then we'd be talking about your unlikely comeback. Now, because you lost, we won't be talking about you at all. It's like you went from this...
Ballz Deep was the toast of the town.
To this...
After losing, their only conquest is being at the top of the trash heap.
Now, we have Robby's Careless and Reckless atop the March Madness Madness standings, and only one who can join him in a tie. Who would that be? None other than LL Cool J who snuck up on all of us. While Evensky is certainly the face jock of the team and Rosen seems to be really good at checking between people's legs...
Rosen is a pro at some things.
...these two were pretty stealthy in their climb to the top. Now, if the Wolverines take it all, they will be tied for first place.
If the Wolverines win one more game, they will have 8 points. Who else has eight points? Amandahuginkiss, Myoptics (if Villanova wins it all) and aforementioned LL Cool J (if Michigan loses in the Finals). This leaves a veritable potential log jam in second. What does a logjam look like in March Madness Madness? Oddly enough, not a whole lot different from a real logjam. In fact, this photo was taken in the Great March Madness Madness Logjam of 2014 (that's Briley, Morehead, Sipes, Desai and Mark Brown in the picture)...
The Great Madness Madness Logjam of 2014.
In closing, this is always the time when I'm able to reflect on the positive things the Madness Madness has provided us. Looking at the blessings that have been bestowed on me, I feel incredibly lucky to not have to write about Vertical Smiles OR Happy Dog Lips till next year. That said, what would my March Madness Madness blog be without posting at least one photo of Richard Biernacki and his glorious head of hair?
Hair for miles. Don't be jealous.
TEAMS/Price Paid/Points (CORRECTED SCORES AS OF 3/25, 5:00pm PST)
The Final Four
Virginia(54) - OUT
St. Bonnie's(11) - OUT
Charleston(9) - OUT
Murray St. (7) - OUT
Ohio St.(19) - 1 - OUT
WINS: 1 - OUT
LL Cool J
Michigan(40) - 4
Tenn (28) - 1 - OUT
Butler(11) 1 - OUT
Marshall(6) - 1 - OUT
SF Austin(8) - OUT
WINS: 7
Myoptics
Missouri(12) - OUT
Villanova(59) - 4
Houston(16) - 1 - OUT
Buffalo(5) - 1 - OUT
Wright St.(8) - OUT
WINS: 6
Amanda Huginkiss
Auburn(19) - 1 - OUT
Purdue(43) - 2 - OUT
Florida St.(13) - 3 - OUT
Syracuse(14) - 2 - OUT
San Diego St.(11) - OUT
WINS: 8 - OUT
Where's Stinson
Duke(47) - 4
UNC(42) - 1 - OUT
Montana(5) - OUT
WINS: 5
Happy Dog Lips
TCU(11) - OUT
Texas(16) - OUT
Davidson(8) - OUT
Kentucky(23) - 2 - OUT
W. Virginia(28) - 2 -OUT
New Mexico St.(8) - OUT
15/16 East/Midwest(6) - OUT
WINS: 4 - OUT
Vanilla Puff's Army
Rhode Island(10) - 1 - OUT
Michigan St.(48) - 1 - OUT
Texas A&M(20) - 2 - OUT
S. Dakota St.(11) - OUT
Bucknell(11) - OUT
WINS: 4 - OUT
Vertical Smiles
Texas Tech(22) - 3 - OUT
Gonzaga(43) - 2 - OUT
Virginia Tech(20) - OUT
NC State(15) - OUT
WINS: 5 - OUT
Tres Pendejos
Kansas(49) - 4
Arizona(51) - OUT
WINS: 4
Careless and Reckless
Arkansas(20) - OUT
15/16 South and West(3) - 1 - OUT
Seton Hall(10) - 1 - OUT
Loyola Chicago(12) - 4
Florida(21) - 1 - OUT
Creighton(13) - OUT
Nevada(17) - 2 - OUT
WINS: 9
Eyes of the Prize
Xavier(45) - 1 - OUT
Cincinnati(37) - 1 - OUT
Providence(14) - OUT
WINS: 2 - OUT
Ballz Deep
Wichita St.(24) - OUT
Bama(7) - 1 - OUT
Clemson(15) - 2 - OUT
Miami(23) - OUT
Oklahoma(14) -OUT
UNC - Greensboro(5) - OUT
Kansas St.(12) - 3 - OUT
WINS: 6 - OUT